Arachnobeat

Difficulty: 10/10 (eight limbs, infinite fills)

Welcome to the loudest nightmare in music history. This fuzz-covered percussionist isn’t here to scare you—unless your fear is unbridled rhythmic perfection. With eight drumsticks flying at once, this spider doesn’t just play the drums. He is the drums.

Each segment of this chaotic masterpiece is a blur of toms, cymbals, and legs moving faster than your brain can count. Assemble with care—or with earplugs—and watch as the stage comes alive with arachnid rock power.

🌀 Great for: music nerds, adrenaline junkies, and anyone brave enough to stare a tarantula in the eyes while assembling its cymbal crashes

🥁 Bonus: 0% venom, 100% groove

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous air drumming or fear of basements