Bastet's Gaze

Difficulty: 10/10 (blessed and cursed simultaneously)

All rise for her royal floofness—Bastet incarnate, the ancient feline deity of chill domination. Clad in regal linen and bejeweled with lapis lazuli and judgment, she’s here to remind you that serenity and power are not mutually exclusive. Also, that you are inferior.

The headdress? A solar crown of cosmic sass. The ankh earrings? Casual eternal life, no big deal. Those eyes? They’ve seen empires rise, fall, and try to spell “hieroglyphics” on the first try. Spoiler: they failed.

🌀 Great for: lovers of mythology, cats, and impossible beauty

🐾 Bonus: May or may not hex your enemies during assembly

🪦 Warning: Do not challenge her to a staring contest. You will lose your soul and your progress on the puzzle.