Burning Neck

Difficulty: 7/10 (Warning: You may suddenly crave neon dust and radical self-expression)

Welcome to the deep playa, where everything is temporary except the vibe. Towering above the sand in both height and spiritual frequency, this giraffe didn’t just show up—he ascended. With glitter on his neck, fluff in his ossicones, and a sparkly fanny pack guarding secrets from the cosmos, he's here for community, creativity, and probably a sunrise cuddle pile.

Behind him burns the Man. In front of him? A sea of people asking, “Is that giraffe real?” Yes. And he’s more evolved than you.

🌀 Great for: festival lovers, glam souls, and anyone who’s ever considered gluing feathers to their bike

🦒 Bonus: Includes a microscopic piece of your lost twenties

🔥 Caution: May release a spiritual awakening you’re not emotionally prepared for