1014 Pieces | Difficulty: 6/10 (unless emotionally distracted by the cuteness)
You’ve seen Top Gun. But are you ready for Pup Gun?
Meet Commander Bork, the sky’s most loyal pilot. This high-flying golden retriever stares straight into your soul with the calm intensity of someone who’s about to do a barrel roll over enemy airspace and still be back in time for dinner.
Gear up to assemble this elite canine aviator piece by piece—from the tactical harness to the intense brown eyes that say “I’d die for this country… or a tennis ball.”
🚀 Great for: dog lovers, aviation nerds, people who dream of being outclassed by a military-trained Labrador.
🎯 Side effects: mild chest swelling from patriotism.
