Festival of the Chromatic Bloom

Difficulty: 7/10 (may cause spontaneous frolicking and/or glitter envy)

Step into a retina-melting fever dream where fairies have excellent event planning skills and giant dragonflies run Uber for glowing flowerfolk. Each petal of this rainbow explosion is a microcosm of color-coded chaos—think Disneyland, but designed by a sentient tie-dye shirt on mushrooms.

You’ll build shimmering wings, bioluminescent meadows, and a floating garden so fabulous it probably speaks Elvish. Somewhere in there is a whole firework display that smells like optimism and candy.

Great for: color theorists, midsummer night’s daydreamers, and those who still believe in glitter-based diplomacy.

Bonus: frame it sideways and pretend it’s a portal to another dimension (because it probably is).

Side effects: emotional levitation, brief loss of cynicism, and the irrepressible urge to throw a garden rave.