Poolside Floaty

Difficulty: 6/10 (may cause spontaneous vacation booking)

This isn’t just a cat. This is a lifestyle. This is what happens when self-worth, luxury, and delusion hold hands and say “no notes.”

Perched on a unicorn float, drink in paw, and unbothered by the fact that he pays zero rent, this feline icon radiates the power of someone who ghosted a therapist and still achieved emotional clarity. Is it the sunglasses? The perfectly fluffed coat? The refusal to acknowledge you unless you bring shrimp?

You don’t build this puzzle. You earn the right to share air with it.

🌀 Great for: beach dreamers, cat people, and those who deeply identify with out-of-office replies

🍹 Bonus: Umbrella drink not included, but spiritually implied

🌞 Warning: May cause intense urge to quit your job and become a housecat