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Signal Lost

Signal Lost

Difficulty: 10/10 (Hope not included)

Trapped in a blizzard at the end of time, you stumble upon the kind of scene that makes you reconsider your whole relationship with electricity. A weather-warped transmitter pulses a faint red light—because nothing screams “bad decisions” like a blinking beacon surrounded by perfectly arranged skeletons, each wired in like they were waiting for tech support from the afterlife.

A cloaked figure kneels in silence, either mourning or listening. You’re not sure which is worse. The snow buries everything except the truth, and even that’s static.

🛰️ Great for: existentialists, lost radio operators, winter survival nihilists.

🔌 Warning: puzzle may whisper coordinates during assembly. Ignore them.

☠️ Bonus: the bones are not decorative. They remember.

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