The Muffin Tribunal

Difficulty: 9.5/10 (for crimes against the crown and baking)

Presiding over the crumbling remnants of pastry civilization, this powdered-wigged parrot is not here to squawk. No, dear puzzler—he’s here to judge. A courtroom drama rendered in rich oils and existential dread, complete with blueberry carnage and an audience of horrified woodland citizens. Someone definitely overbaked the revolution.

Every piece you place builds the tension of this absurd, confectionery-laced dystopia. Was it treason? Was it treacle? Who authorized the jam river?

⚖️ Great for: fans of historical farce, pastry noir, and people who whisper “order in the court” while holding cupcakes.

🧁 Bonus: includes subtle moral commentary on colonialism, snack-based governance, and why you shouldn't give parrots political power.

🔥 Not recommended if you're afraid of muffins or… the truth.