Too Much Red??

Difficulty: 10/10 (Emotionally Juicy)

Welcome to the fruit-fueled dystopia you didn’t know you needed but now can’t unsee. This hyper-saturated nightmare of a flavor lab gone off the rails is equal parts industrial precision, corporate madness, and juice-based identity crisis. Scientists in reflective hazmat suits cook up candy abominations under the stern gaze of an anthropomorphic fruit overlord… while a small, goo-soaked red goblin-child sobs quietly in the corner, mouth full, soul empty.

Yes, the warning sign says “TOO MUCH RED??” and yes, that’s the understatement of the year.

🍓 Great for: fans of forbidden fruit snacks, corporate satire, and unhinged color theory.

👨‍🔬 Bonus: find the hidden symbolism in the flavor vats—like your therapist always wanted.

🚨 Caution: extended exposure may cause a craving for jellybeans and a complete loss of self.